Hello everyone and welcome back to another edition of Wrestling Afteraction. This edition I will be covering what people are calling the best PPV of 2012 so far, Extreme Rules. This was a PPV of blood, fights and a main event that my son will not be allowed to see until he is way older. So without further ado, pop in your DVD copy and follow along...
Show Opening
- Did I turn in to a UFC fight or a WWE PPV? That was an intense opening.
Falls Count Anywhere
Kane vs. Randy Orton
- Wrestlemania Rematch #1
- Nice a pipe already! Just getting started!
- As long as they stay in the arena I love this of match. Especially with a hot crowd.
- Never mind heading backstage. now this because not as much fun.
- I think I see Zach Ryder!
- How is a back-breaker a "vintage" move?
- Hey we're back! Woot!
- Is the crowd doing "Yes" chants already?
- Yep those are definitely "Yes" chants during the chair shots.
- That was a wicked DDT onto the floor!
- "That wasn't a kick out, that was just straight out the back door"-Booker T. What the hell does that mean?
- Whoa! RKO off the chair! That was a great finish!!
Backstage
- Is that the Raw Roulette?
Brodus Clay vs. Dolph Ziggler
- The hell? I didn't know he was on the card.
- Better yet why is Hornswoggle out here too?
- Now Vickie? What is going on?
- Dolph? What did he do?
- According to Cole Hornswoggle has rabies. That's help out getting the young viewers.
- Love the announcers ignoring the massive "Let's Go Ziggler" chants.
- Why can't more Brodus Clay matches be that exciting? Damn!
WWE Intercontinental Championship
Tables Match
The Big Show (c) vs. Cody Rhodes
- Wrestlemania Rematch #2
- Oh!!! So that's why the wheel was back there! Sorry didn't see the pre show.
- Wow this crowd is VERY pro Cody.
- Whoa! That was a great move off the table for Cody. How did that table NOT break?
- They "Yes" chants are back!
- Wait! That counts? It does! Big Show stepped on a table, it broke, Cody won!
- Cody NOW went through a table. But he still won.
- Was that like nine feet in the air through the table?
- This crowd is confusing me. They rooted for Cody the whole match then cheered when Big Show threw him through two tables and THEN give him a standing ovation when he gets up? I don't get it.
World Heavyweight Championship
2 out of 3 Falls Match
Sheamus (c) vs. Daniel Bryan
- Wrestlemania Rematch #3
- Wow. Sheamus didn't get that kind of heat when he was a HEEL! Well the 18 second shit didn't help matters.
- Sheamus actually hits submissions? Why doesn't he do that more often?
- This match is proving why Daniel Bryan is one of the best in the business.
- That was a great counter to the Celtic cross!
- What the fuck? Sheamus is up 1-0 by DQ? I thought this was No DQ! Oh well.
- Well done! Yes lock! 1-1 via pass out or submission. Either way.
- This crowd is RED HOT right now. There are dueling "Yes" and "No" chants! It is so loud I can't hear the announcers.
- Whoa! That was a hell of a Brogue Kick! How the did he kick out!?!?
- That boot was almost mightier than the fist.
- That was a war! Great match.
Ryback
- I refuse to even talk about this shit. Why is this even on a PPV?
WWE Championship
Chicago Street Fight
CM Punk (c) vs. Chris Jericho
- Wrestlemania Rematch #4
- Punk is DEFINITELY home. What a reaction!
- Damn weapons came out early. Chair and a kendo stick. Awesome!
- I was hoping showing Punk's sister would lead to something. That was a hell of a slap!
- Holy shit! Punk has lost it! That was the announce table! That was the top of the table.
- Someone just yelled "You're giving Fozzy a bad name." That was great.
- This has to be the best use of an announce table! And the table's still standing!
- I guess Y2J is thirsty? Don't waste another beer Jericho! It's not good for the beer!
- How many beers are down there? Is he going through Hornswoggle's fridge or something?
- This is total beer abuse!
- This should be included is a backstage video "how to counter the GTS".
- A fire extinguisher?? Shit! He blinded Jericho!
- No fuckin way!! Elbow drop through the Spanish announce table. Are you fuckin serious?!?!?
- Okay that was a great way to break the vice with a kendo stick. Damn!
- GTS off the exposed turnbuckle!! Holy shit. What a match!!
WWE Diva's Championship
Nikki Bella (c) vs. Layla
- Layla's back!
- This really isn't a bad match at all. Good job Layla.
Extreme Rules Match
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena
- Wait is Brock sponsored by Jimmy Johns? Seriously this is still the same show right?
- I'm kinda shocked Brock let him do his whole entrance. Figured it would have started sooner.
- Fuck! Those are some wicked elbows!
- Nice touch with the ref wearing gloves because of the blood.
- What?! A doctor in an extreme rules match?
- Now that was getting busted open the hard way. Wow.
- No Cole in the old days this match would just continue if someone was bleeding no matter how bad it was.
- What the fuck is that move? Did his shoulder pop out there?
- I don't know what to say. This is fuckin brutal!
- Did Brock just pick up the ref with one hand and throw him in the ring through the second rope?
- Seriously who the fuck would WANT to ref a Brock match after this?
- Are you fuckin serious? How did Cena NOT break his arm during that?
- Why did Cena think hitting a move off the top rope was a good idea especially after power bombing Brock on the stairs?
- This is a surreal sight.
- That dive over the top rope was a sign of ring rust but seriously how is Brock walking after that fall?
- When did Cena get the chair back?
- I have never heard a Chicago crowd rooting Cena on this loud.
- AA on the steps!! Holy fuck!! That was unreal!!
- I don't know what to say after that.
