Celebrity Apprentice: The Battle Over Golden Lotion (4/10/11)

So I'm convinced Donald Trump has a hat with random companies and he pulls one out and calls in a favor. This where Austalian Gold came from, it had to. I HAVE NEVER heard of them. That being said the teams had to put together plastic boxes to advertise and show off the Austalian Gold suntan lotion. Let's get into it...

Team A.S.A.P.-Winning Team
Project Manager: LaToya Jackson
The girls didn't deserve to win this week. They were unorganized, had no direction and no actual set theme till very last minute. There was no communication at all. Yet LaToya pulled this one out of her ass literally. She didn't even use playmate of the year Hope to her advantage of her in freaking gold bikini. It's ridiculous. But they won. Not because they deserved but because of Gary Busey and the pirates.


Team Backbone-Losing Team

Project Manager: Mark McGrath

Okay in all fairness, the whole pirate gimmick was stupid as hell. But come on, gold=treasure, treasure=pirates. How does that NOT make sense? The gimmick got alot of attention and rightfully so. I now want to see my wife wearing skimpy pirate outfit, those were hot. But Gary just had to open his mouth this week and cost his team the win. He pulled the executives asides, ignored Mark, and even tried to pitch himself as the spokesperson of the company. The only reason that Gary didn't go home this week was because Mark actually said that if they lost on concept alone he was to blame. That being said, unfornately, Trump had to fire him.

Tough Enough: Lesson in Courage (4/11/11)

Well I learned a couple of things this week on this courage themed TE.

#1, I NEVER want to be chased down by trained guard dogs. Those dogs are the most vicious animals I've ever seen. Even with the padding I'm shocked no one left bleeding or hurt in anyway.

#2, NEVER be late for practice because Bill will never let it go and I really don't blame him.

#3, Bill DeMott is a TOTAL asshole but badass at the same time. You would think I would feel bad for the girls when they got squashed in the corner and then bodyslammed by Bill over and over again. I didn't, this show is called Tough Enough for a reason. The trainers are going to beat the shit out of you in everyway possible.

Overall a very good show.

Now for the bottom three...

Rima-Miss USA. No joke. She is actually improving but Austin doesn't know if her body can keep up with the pace of a WWE superstar.
Matt-The nine year indy wrestler that just wasn't showing everything that he has.
Ryan-The nice guy, almost more concerned with his girlfriend than becoming a star.

First of all I knew Rima would be safe. She was mainly here as a wake up call for being late. So that came down to Ryan and Matt. I figured Ryan would go home but when Stone Cold sent home Matt I was surprised but also happy because it showed that even though you have the talent doesn't mean you have what it takes to make it in the big leagues. Especially when you don't even show up when you are challenged by the trainers.

Dancing with the Stars:Classical Night (4/11/11)

Wow. This should be a fun ride. A 46 piece orchestra and over dramatic performances. I can't wait to go through this...

Romeo/Chelsie
Dance: Paso Doble
Judge's Score: 23
My Rating: 4
Thoughts: That was alot of fun. I loved the feeling and effect of walking through fire.

Kendra/Louis
Dance: Viennese Waltz
Judge's Score: 18
My Rating: 2.5
Thoughts: Kinda boring for me personally. And it wasn't the music, the music was amazing.

Sugar Ray/Anna
Dance: Viennese Waltz
Judge's Score: 21
My Rating: 4
Thoughts: Never thought I'd see the day that Sugar Ray Leonard would be doing ballet. This was beautiful!

Petra/Dmitry
Dance: Paso Doble
Judge's Score: 23
My Rating: 4
Thoughts: Can I say it's getting harder to concentrate on the dancing with the amazing music? That was really good! She can be mean!

Ralph/Karina
Dance: Waltz
Judge's Score: 25
My Rating: 5
Thoughts: This was simply amazing. Where did Ralph learn to dance like this?

Hines/Kym
Dance: Paso Doble
Judge's Score: 25
My Rating: 4
Thoughts: How do you distract me from the band? Add fire! He seemed a little off but overall a really good job.

Chelsea/Mark
Dance: Viennese Waltz
Judge's Score: 26
My Rating: 5
Thoughts: Wow. Simply wow.

Chericho
Dance: Paso Doble
Judge's Score: 23
My Rating: 5
Thoughts: Y2J came to play tonight! Are you kidding me? This was fantastic!

Kristie/Maksim
Dance: Viennese Waltz
Judge's Score: 22
My Rating: 4
Thoughts: For having a hip injury really good. Loved the flowers!

Should Go Home: Kendra/Louis
Could Go Home: Sugar Ray/Ana