Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Entertainment Report Issue #18 (WWE Royal Rumble, Super Bowl XLVII, Glee and much more!)

In screwy weather and constant sickness, it's time to sit back, take a breath and enjoy this week's Entertainment Report.


There are weeks that I use the term "jam-packed issue" as something to gain attention for that issue. This week though, this issue is very jam packed.

We have Super Bowl Picks, a review of the Royal Rumble, a review of the newest Glee episode and detailed recaps of very busy weeks for the Devils, Admirals & Wave. All that and alot of wrestling and entertainment news.

Through all this though, I find time to post the first round of Wrestlemania Projections up on Monday morning. So if you could jump over and give that a quick read.

Oh last week was the debut of our new web address, ereport1.blogspot.com. I forgot to mention it before I posted so if you had problems getting to the back issues I'm sorry. This will be fixed over the next couple of days.

Before we get into this issue, I would like to send out a huge thank you to @travlord from the @EastCoastCast (Airing live Wednesday night at 6:30pm (ET) on Blogtalk Radio), @PWTorch and @PuzzledPolished for helping spread the word last week. Every tweet helps!

Alright let's get on with the show...


Blake's Pick: San Francisco 28-Baltimore 10

Honestly I'm not watching the game on Sunday. The matchup does absolutely nothing for me. I don't care about either team and I definitely don't care of the Ray Lewis story. My pick us mainly because I'm a NFC guy and they might as week keep the trophy in the conference till the Giants or the Packers wake up next season.


Taking the 49ers this week, I think the Ray Lewis magic has run its course and this is just the start of what I think is the next Elite QB for years to come... Colin Kaepernick... 49ers 31 Ravens 17


Results

  • Pre-Show: Antonio Cesaro pinned The Miz to retain the United States Championship
  • Alberto Del Rio defeated The Big Show in a Last Man Standing match to retain the World Heavyweight Championship
  • Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan & Kane) defeated Team Rhodes Scholars (Cody Rhodes & Damian Sandow) to retain the WWE World Tag Team Championship when Bryan submitted Rhodes
  • John Cena won the Royal Rumble match
  • The Rock pinned CM Punk to the WWE Championship

Thoughts

Let's take this match by match.

First of all from what I saw of the pre show match, it was alright. Not surprising to see Cesaro retain.

I loved the package that opened the show. I'm a sucker for the countdown clock and I fact that it set a theme for the show, "Time."

Before I get to the opening match, why did Bret Hart make a cameo? I mean Ricardo was hysterical as the uber fan and wearing the glasses made me laugh, but it was so random.

On to the World Heavyweight Championship match. This was a really fun match. I loved the choke slam off the top of the set. I picked ADR and it makes sense for him to retain by duck tape? I hope I wasn't the only one who had Batista pop into his head, "Duck tape!?!? Really duck tape?!?!"

There's not much to say about the Tag Team Championship match. I'm surprised Team Hell No retained. Then again I just couldn't see a way for them to lose even though I picked it.

Before I continue, no Diva's title match? Really? I wanted to see Kaitlyn!

Now the Royal Rumble match. This really felt so early. I'll do this as bullet points.

  • Y2J shocked me. There hasn't been a Rumble entry that stunned me like that in a long time.
  • I could go a while without hearing 3MB's music again.
  • Seeing Goldust and Cody go at it made me smile. I hope we finally get to see that match.
  • Bo Dallas did good in the match. I'm happy they are sitting up him vs. Barrett.
  • The Godfather? Where did that come from?
  • Bryan and Kane made me laugh again. When Kane caught Bryan I almost lost it. Thought it was close to how Kane held AJ when she made out with him.
  • Ziggler did great is this match. I was almost convinced he was going to last till the very end.
  • I was totally all in when it came down to Sheamus, Ryback and Cena.
  • Cena winning doesn't surprise me at all. It was predictable but there is nothing wrong with that.

That being said, the main event. Rock/Punk. I'll keep it short. It was a good match. I totally went crazy when it looked like Punk retained before the restart. But when Rock got Vince to restart the match instead of strip the belt off Punk (due to Shield Interference) everyone knew Rock was going to win. While I guess I'm okay with Rock winning the belt, why did he win with the People's Elbow and not the Rock Bottom? That was just dumb.

Overall it was a good show with an awesome Rumble match.




Three words: John freaking Cena. I could say so much more about this man, but you don't want to read a novel about how much I adore him. Besides, my version of 50 Shades starring John and me is in its editing phase. Kidding. Or am I?

Rock, you'd better start taking your vitamins and eating your Fruity Pebbles. Brother. At the very least, I'd get that stupid smirk off your face. This person's champ will be here the day after Wrestlemania.

In honor of his win and my hopes for the Rock's demise, the P&P Piece of the Week is this rainbow magnet set.

Short and sweet this week, like me. I'll make sure my husband adds a great picture of Cena to make up for the lack of words. That'll leave you as speechless as I am this week!

Stay Puzzled and Polished!

❤m



Hey look at that Glee is back! Yay! The post holiday portion of the season started off with a fun yet crazy show.

First of all, we had the story of the Sadie Hawkins Dance at McKinley. Coach Beiste convinced Finn to use that to inspire the girls to sing to the guys to ask them to the dance. What I didn't expect was that Tina was going to sing I Don't Know How To Love You Him to Blaine! Where did that come from? This revealed that both of them actually have crushes on Sam, who's still dating Brittany. Gotta love high school stories. At least this lead to Marley singing Tell Him to Jake, with amazing backups (even Sugar actually sang!). That was just fun.

Before I continue I have to New York real fast. I want to ignore the Rachel/Brody storyline, I really do. There's so much other stuff going on I just don't care. As for Kurt, he is trying to fit in at NYADA and he found a show choir, Adam's Apples. Despite Rachel telling him not to, he went to a practice and found all the rejects singing an uncomfortable version of Baby Got Back that made me happy I don't buy Glee songs on ITunes anymore. That just was bad and really weird even by Glee standards. The only goal that came out of this was that Kurt has a crush on the lead so good for him. That's all I'm going to say about that mess.

Back to McKinley, Jake gets an offer from Kitty that she'll put out if he drops Marley for her. Talk about blunt. Jake went to Puck for advice and Puck said that he'll take care of Kitty and to take Marley to the dance. Do I even gave to explain where this went? Puck sleeps with everyone, no matter how immoral it truly seems.

Onto the dance, the Glee club sang songs here. First we got the guys doing an awesome version of No Scrubs. I really enjoyed that, mainly because I loved hearing males sing that song. Later on the girls sang Locked Out of Heaven, which on second listen was not bad. Finally Ryder sang I Only Have Eyes For You, which was really sweet and a great closing song.

During the dance, the major development was Marley asking Jake to be her boyfriend which was sweet and even more surprising when he agreed to moving slow. Also we got a great cameo from Zines! No need to comment more on that, it was just great to see her.

No finally the big reveal at the end of the show. Blaine and Sam have found that The Warblers cheated by shooting up with HGH. They even had a close friend of Blaine's tell Finn everything and we were left with a cliffhanger whether this news will go public. I knew they would find a way back into competitions but I didn't see that coming.

Overall good show, could have done without the New York stuff though.

Next week's show is called Naked. I'm intrigued if only based on the set list and the preview. I just don't want another sex episode.


1/25/13-Washington at New Jersey

What a game! The Capitals came into the Rock looking for their first win of the season and failed. But they put up a great fight. The Devils took a 2-0 lead on a shorthanded goal by Stephen Gionta and a 5-on-3 power play goal by Patrick Elias. In the third Washington drove back and tied the game on Mike Ribeiro and Mike Green goals. This sent the game to overtime. With 20.5 seconds left in the period, Ilya Kovalchuk won the game for New Jersey.

1/27/13-New Jersey at Montreal

Well you can't win then all, especially in a busy shortened season. The Devils went into Montreal and at least got a point. Montreal took a 2-0 lead on goals by Ryan White and Brendan Gallagher. In the 2nd, Patrick Elias made it one goal game. But quickly in the beginning of the 3rd Brandon Prust made it a 3-1 game. New Jersey came back and tied it up when David Clarkson and Dainius Zubrus scored to send the game to overtime. The Canadiens won the game when Andrei Markov scored with 38 seconds left in the game.

New Jersey at Boston

For how good the Bruins are right now, putting up a fight and getting out with a point is a job well done this early in the season. Johan Hedberg made 27 saves in his first start of the season, but the Devils couldn't score enough against Taukka Rask, and lost 2-1 in a shootout. David Clarkson scored for New Jersey on the power play, the first power play goal that the Bruins have given up this season. Boston tied the game on a goal by Nathan Horton with 4:05 left in regulation. Brad Marchad won the game for the Bs in the sixth round of the shootout.

Much like every week this season, it will be a busy week for the Devils. Tomorrow night they are home against the New York Islanders. Then they play back-to-back afternoon games over the weekend in Pittsburgh (on NHL Network) and then back to Long Island to face the Isles again. Finally Tuesday night the Rangers return to The Rock for the first time since Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals.


1/25/13-Oklahoma City at Milwaukee

Despite being outshot by the Barons 46-29, the Admirals destroyed a depleted Oklahoma City team 8-2. Jauso Puustinen lead the way with a hat trick, Brad Winchester tallied a goal and two assists and Taylor Beck added three assists. Jeremy Smith had a career high 44 saves. This snapped the Ads' six game losing streak.

1/26/13-Milwaukee at Peoria

After losing three straight at the Carver Arena, the Ads got back above .500 with a 3-2 overtime won over the Rivermen. Milwaukee took a 2-0 lead on goals by Jack MacLellan and Taylor Beck. Peoria came all the way back and tied the game on goals by Chris Bruton and Derek Nesbitt. The game went to overtime, and Chris Mueller ended it early to give the Admirals the win. Jeremy Smith made 38 saves going into the all-star break.

1/28/13-AHL All-Star Classic

The Western Conference beat the Eastern Conference 7-6. The only Admiral representative was Victor Bartley tallied one assist in the game.

The Admirals have only one game on the schedule this coming week. They open a seven game home stand playing the arch-rival Chicago Wolves on Friday night.

The Wave's 12 game winning streak was in jeopardy Friday night as the Wichita Wings were able to tie the game early in the 4th quarter. The comeback sparked by second year defender Chris Lemons. Milwaukee thought a 10-2 lead would be enough but the Wings showed that no score line is safe. Tied at 10-10, it took one last goal by Milwaukee's Hewerton to extend the Wave's Franchise record winning streak to 13. Final from Hartman Arena was 12-10.

On Sunday, the Chicago Soul came back to the cell. This meeting was the 3rd game between the 2 clubs in just 2 weeks. So there was bound to be some extra-curricular activities. A total of 11 cards were issued which means the penalty boxes were extremely crowded. The Soul went into the locker room with an 8-4 lead. Christian Meza scored what is potentially going to be the goal of the season to give the soul and 8-2 lead. The third quarter was all Milwaukee. 4 goals from rookie Luan Olivier led Milwaukee to an 18-10 win over Chicago. This win extended Milwaukee's winning streak to 14 straight games and a 5-0 record against the Soul with one more game remaining down in Chicago on February 18th.

The Wave square off against the Missouri Comets Saturday at 6pm. Great ticket deals available.


  • Tammy "Sunny" Sytch got arrested for the sixth time, for violating a court order. Really? Who does she think she is? Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes are already at the top if the train-wreck list
  • Trish Stratus was names the newest inductee into the 2013 Class of the WWE Hall of Fame. This is turning out to be one of the best classes they ever had. You call tell it's in New York.
  • There is a report that Brock Lesnar has signed a two year extension. This is big news and hopefully leads to more matches then this past year.
  • Chris Jericho has announced that he will tour will Fozzy and stick with the WWE at the same time through at least Wrestlemania. This is good news especially since they seem to pulling all punches at Mania this year.
  • Ring of Honor has officially announced Kevin Steen vs. Jay Lethal for the main event of the 11th Anniversary IPPV in March. Start the speculation that Lethal will be the one to dethrone Steen.


  • In the big news of the last week, J.J. Abrams was announced as the director of Star Wars Episode VII. There are no words that describe how awesome this news is.
  • Well this is really happening. Rowan Blanchard has been casted as Riley Matthews, the daughter of Cory & Topanga in Girl Meets World. Looking at her picture, that does really work.
  • Everything is getting a musical these days. Sleepless in Seattle-The Musical is set to debut at the Pasadena Playhouse in California on May 24, 2013. This is totally real, scary eh?
  • Kevin Smith announced this week that the animated film Jay & Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, will be toured throughout the country starting in May 2013. There will be another announcement soon with tour dates and locations. Hopefully they come to Milwaukee.
  • This past Sunday night, the Screen Actors Guild Awards were presented. Argo and Lincoln got top movie honors and Modern Family, 30 Rock and Downtown Abbey led the way in the television categories.
  • The New York Rangers traded Chad Kolarik to the Pittsburgh Penguins for Benn Ferriero. (1/24/13)
  • The Dallas Stars agreed to the terms of a five year contract with Jamie Benn. (1/24/13)
  • The Philadelphia Flyers signed Mike Knuble to a one year contract. (1/25/13)
  • The New York Rangers signed Jason Arnott to a one year contract. (1/26/13)
  • The Montreal Canadiens signed P.K. Subban to a two year contract. (1/28/13)

Alright, that's that.

Next week we will have Super Bowl reactions and the final standings from football picks this season. Also there will be predications for the Grammy Awards and a review of the new Glee episode.

As always please spread the word. You will get a shout out next issue if you do, especially if you do it on Twitter. Speaking of which, you can follow us on Twitter @EReport1, Blake @Reilly21106, Joe @RADickey043, Scotty @ScottFellows23 and Mandy @Mama_Mandabear from Puzzled & Polished @PuzzledPolished. You can also like us on Facebook and shoot over an email to entertainreport@gmail.com.

Like always thank you for reading and have a great week!

Monday, January 28, 2013

WWE Wrestlemania XXIX Projections (Stage 1)

It's the day after the Royal Rumble so I'm going to start a new post series. Every so often, till the card is set at least, I will put together my projected Wrestlemania card. It will be based on current story lines, rumors and just personal tastes of what I would like to see. Feel free to comment either below, tweet @EReport1 or email entertainreport@gmail.com.

WWE Championship
The Rock (c) vs. John Cena

World Heavyweight Championship
Alberto Del Rio (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Sheamus

Dolph Ziggler vs. Chris Jericho

CM Punk vs. Undertaker

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett (c) vs. Bo Dallas

World Tag Team Championship
Team Hell No (c) vs. The Shield

WWE Diva's Championship
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ

Cody Rhodes vs. Goldust

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Entertainment Report Issue #17 (WWE Royal Rumble, NFL Championship Weekend and more!)


As the NFL season comes to an end, the NHL season officially kicks off and Wrestlemania season is underway, we welcome you to this week's Entertainment Report.

This has been a busy month, and it only continues this week.

First of all, my father-in-law Mark and I went to the ROH house show/DVD taping on Saturday night at Turner Hall. It was a fun show with some awesome matches. Unfortunately I forgot to bring my camera with me so the only pics I have are from pre show autograph session with Charlie Hass and Roderick Strong. I did live tweet from the event at our account @EReport1, which PW Torch took and posted up on Sunday morning, which was cool. Also I have a full report of the show posted up on ProWrestling.net.

#2, this Friday, Mandy & I will be attending the Admirals game tomorrow for Country Music Night. Look for pictures in next week's issue.

Finally, I have throw out a HUGE thank you to all our readers this week, especially those who were lead over by @TravLord from the @EastCoastCast, @PWTorch and/or @ProWrestlingNet. It was a huge rebound week for the Report and it's all thanks to all you out there. So thank you so much.

Alright that's that, on with the show...

San Francisco 28-Atlanta 24
Baltimore 28-New England 13

Blake: 1-1 (3-6)
Joe: 1-1 (5-5)




It's finally here. Punk vs. Rock. I've been back and forth on this matchup for the whole month. The Punk fan in me wants to see the streak continue for at least another month. The wrestling fan in me understands that Rock is here to win the title. It's such a tough decision. The Shield is all but banned from interfering but there's always the Brad Maddox factor. Alright screw it, I'm going with my gut...

Winner and still WWE Champion: CM Punk

Last Man Standing Match

Did anyone know that Del Rio is Hispanic? All jokes aside this should be a hell of a rematch since they have more time. Part if me wants to predict a Ziggler cash in here but I'm actually enjoying Del Rio as champion. That being said...

Winner and still World Heavyweight Champion: Alberto Del Rio

Royal Rumble Match

This could turn out to be a great Rumble or completely anti-climatic. I'm going to say surprise picks will be Christian, Mark Henry, Shelton Benjamin and The New Age Outlaws.

Winner: John Cena


Now for the 100th time, these two teams will meet. Can this please be the last time? As much as I want to see Team Hell No to hold the belts through Mania, I think there will be a title change.

Winner and New World Tag Team Champions: Team Rhodes Scholars


So again the US Title is on the pre show. Maybe if I get the WWE App to work I'll watch it. Honestly I can't see another title change on the pre show.

Winner and still WWE United States Champion: Antonio Cesaro



Dear Rock,

YOU ARE NOT THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION. There…I said it. It’s about time you and I had it out. You’ve just annoyed me for too long with your “candy ass”es and “rudy poo”s. Besides, if you REALLY knew what the people wanted your candy ass would have been wrestling instead of donning a tutu tossing around a bedazzled football. You sold out faster than Taylor Swift goes through boyfriends.

You see, I grew up in a time when you were either Team Austin or Team Rock. Guess which team I chose? I saw right through your egotistical rants, constant third-person references and childish references to pie (thanks for ruining my childhood dessert of choice, by the way). You were, and still are full of more bull than the one on your arm.

I will admit that through my eye rolls and teeth clenching the past few weeks that I found myself laughing aloud to some of your jokes. But you must remember that even a broken clock is right twice a day. For a few months out of each year as of late, you FINALLY come in, act like you own the joint, take away TV time from the men and women who bust their asses day in and day out FOR THE FANS, and leave. You are the relative that we like to see for an hour, but who overstays their welcome and stays a week in your house eating all your food and trashing the place.

Sunday, you face CM Punk in a title match that you definitely don’t deserve but will most likely win. It’s not like you to give the glory to another because the pay just isn't high enough for you. My only hope is that Punk makes you Go To Sleep. In honor of my wish, the Puzzled and Polished Piece of the Week is this pendant, featuring Deborah Lippmann’s Sweet Dreams to commemorate the ones I hope you’ll be having on Sunday.

I could go on and on, but beating a dead horse with puns, nicknames and lame analogies is really your thing. Really don’t want to piss you off or you’ll unleash the world’s most UNelectrifying move on me. Just to let you know, it’s an elbow drop. My four-year-old does that…and better than you. Though you’re not my least favorite wrestler of all time (I’m looking at you Screw Job Hart and Nursing Home Hogan), I’d be happy to tell you where you can shove your shined-up sideways facing guitar. Now do you smell what I’m cooking?

No Love,
Mandy

P.S. Stay Puzzled and Polished!


1/19/13-New Jersey at New York Islanders

The Devils opened up their season with a hard fought 2-1 victory over the Isles. Travis Zajac showed why he deserved his contract and scored a goal and David Clarkson scored one as well. Martin Brodeur made 18 saves for the win.

1/22/13-Philadelphia at New Jersey

Seriously what does Martin Brodeur do in his workouts to make him look half his age on the ice? He made 24 saves to record his 120th career shutout. That was just the icing on the cake for a full 60 minute effort by the Devils destroying the still winless Flyers 3-0. Travis Zajac opened the scoring in the opening minute and New Jersey never looked back. David Clarkson scored late in the period on the power play to take a 2-0 lead despite only her three shots on goal. The scoring was capped off by a shorthanded penalty shot goal by Ilya Kovalchuk.

This next week will be a busy one for the Devils. Friday night the Washington Capitals will visit The Rock. Then they will head on the road to face the Montreal Canadiens on Sunday night and the Boston Bruins on Tuesday night.

1/19/13-Milwaukee at Abbotsford

The Ads can't seem to get off their losing streak. As the NHL season starts, they went on the road with a mixed roster and lost to the Heat 2-1. Brett Carson tallied the game winner on the power play. Kevin Henderson scored the lone goal for Milwaukee.

1/20/13-Milwaukee at Abbotsford

Apparently the Ads left their offense at home this weekend. They lost to the Heat for the second straight night in a row, 2-0. Krys Kolanos got the game winner and Barry Brust made 30 saves for the shutout.

1/23/13-Houston at Milwaukee

The Admirals dropped their fifth straight game, 3-2 to the Aeros. Chris Mueller scored early for the Ads but Houston came back and took a 2-1 lead eary in the 2nd. Austin Waston tied the game at 17:07 but 52 seconds late Nick Petersen broke the tie. Then lead by Darcy Kuemper in net, who made 24 saves, including 10 in the 3rd, the Aeros hung on for the victory.

The Ads will be staying home to play Oklahoma City Friday night and they on Saturday night they hit the road back to Peoria. Milwaukee will have Victor Bartley representing them in the AHL All Star Classic on Monday night.


A continuation of the famous I-94 rivalry occurred this past weekend beginning in Chicago on Friday night and then finishing up in Milwaukee on Saturday night. A large group of Wave supporters approximately two coach buses full, showed the residents of Hoffman Estates, Illinois and the fairly new Sears Centre Arena that they were ready to support their team to victory. Although it was not going to be easy. Going into this game, the Chicago Soul was one of the hottest home teams in the league, as they are 2-0 against the previously 1st place Baltimore Blast. They also defeated the experienced Missouri Comets in their only trip to Chicago so far in the 2012-2013 campaign. The first quarter ended 0-0. Midway through the second, Soul rookie Christian Meza found the back of the net to take a 2-0 lead. Three minutes later Ian Bennett scored his first of the night to tie the game at 2 going into the break. Goals by former Wave midfielder Pablo and UW-Madison Alumni Aaron Nichols put the soul up 6-2 heading into the 4th. A disappointed head coach Keith Tozer attempted to control his team and changed a high pressure style of play and it payed off as the Wave took a 12-6 victory from the soul to tie a franchise record of 11 consecutive victories.

The next night in Milwaukee, it was all Milwaukee despite the scoreline. Starting off the scoring was Brazilian defender Jonatan Santos who ended up leaving the game with a torn ACL. This being the second time in his Milwaukee career in which he has torn the ACL ligament. A big loss to Milwaukee's back line. Goals by Ian Bennett and Chicago's Chile Farias brought the score to a 4-2 Milwaukee half time lead. A goal by veteran forward Guiliano Oliviero who has sat out the past two months with a hamstring injury put the Wave on top at 6-2. A 3 point goal from Hewerton just 3 minutes into the 4th would be the final dagger into the hopes of a comeback for the Soul. A late 3 point goal for Carlos Munoz would not be the spark the Soul needed to try to upset the Wave as the final horn sounds with a score of 9-5. With this win, the Wave has set a new franchise record with 12 consecutive wins, and still lead the MISL in the standings at 13-2.

Next up is a Friday matchup in Wichita before returning Sunday to face their I-94 rivals the Chicago Soul once again.


  • On Thursday night, Taz was revealed as a member of Aces & Eights after he interrupted the Bully Ray/Brooke Hogan wedding. Yes in 2013, that sentence was written.
  • It was announced over the weekend that the Inside Wrestling/The Wrestler magazine will cease publication.
  • Bob Backlund was announced as the second member of the 2013 class of the WWE Hall of Fame. It's about time, he's a WWE legend.
  • For some unknown reason Jeff Hardy was pulled from TNA's UK Tour this week. He was replaced by Sting. Hopefully it's nothing major.



  • The Los Angeles Kings signed GM Dean Lombardi, coach Darryl Sutter and President of Business Operations Luc Robitaille multi year contracts. (1/18/13)
  • The Buffalo Sabres signed GM Darcy Regier to a contract extension. (1/19/13)
  • The Toronto Maple Leafs signed Jeffery Lepul to a five year contract extension. (1/20/13)
  • The Florida Panthers traded Jean-Francais Jacques to the Tampa Bay Lightning for future considerations. (1/21/13)
  • The Calgary Flames traded Henrik Karlsson to the Chicago Blackhawks for a seventh round draft pick in the 2013 draft. (1/21/13)
  • The San Jose Sharks signed Scott Gomez to a 1 year, $700,000 contract. (1/23/13)


Alright that's it for this week. Next week will be another jammed back issue. We will have a Super Bowl preview, a review of the Royal Rumble, the return of Glee and much more.

As always you can follow us on Twitter, @EReport, Blake @Reilly21106, Joe @RADickey043, Mandy @Mama_Mandabear, Scotty @ScottFellows23, like us on Facebook and drop us an email at entertainreport@gmail.com.

Thank you for reading. If you like what you see please continue to support us and spread the world on what we do here. Till we talk again, have a good week!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Entertainment Report Issue #16 (NFL Divisional Playoffs, NHL Preview, TNA Genesis and more)


After another busy week, we have another jam packed issue.Welcome to the Entertainment Report!




It has been a very busy week for me as a side from just the Report. I got two extra blog entries done that are up for reading. First after the TNA PPV structure change, I put together what I think would help the WWE PPV business in The PPV Structure Needs A Change.Then I put together part one of my NHL Preview with part two coming in this issue.

A quick announcement, this Saturday I will be going to the ROH live show at Turner Hall. At the moment I plan on live tweeting results from the event throughout the night. My full recap will be apart of next week issue, as well as some pictures.

This week I have pictures from Admirals game on Sunday afternoon that CJ and I went to. Also this week, two NHL theme sections have started up and look for more as the season goes on.

As per usual the mailbag was empty but on Twitter, our newtwitter account, @EReport1, got retweets from @Travlord and the @EastCoastCast. Also my World Juniors coverage led to a shout out from @RoyalFlyer05. Thank you very much as always. Please help spread the word some more.

Alright, it’s a busy week so let’s get into it…


Baltimore 38-Denver 35 (2OT)
San Francisco 45-Green Bay 31
Atlanta 30-Seattle 28
New England 41-Houston 28

Blake: 0-4 (2-6)
Joe: 1-3 (4-4)

Blake's Pick: San Francisco at Atlanta
Blake's Pick: Baltimore at New England

Ravens @ Patriots

Joe Flacco led his team to unbelievable deep passes down field to Torrey Smith, but he was himself % wise. If the Patriots Corners don't watch out, it could be a long night. The top 3 Deep Ball Passers in the NFL Flacco can easily kill the Patriots Defense, but with the Top QB in the playoffs remaining, Minus the Loss of Gronk and Woodhead (Shane Vereen the 2nd year back stepped up to fullfill the loss) LOOK for Ray Lewis and the Ravens to leave this all on the line! I give a punchers chance to the Ravens but Still pick the Patriots... 21-17

49ers @ Falcons

The Colin Kaepernick experience made us all feel dumb when we picked the Packers last week... He was DOMINANT! I expect the same thing this week, the Falcons surprised me, especially Matt Ryan who no matter how many times and no matter the score, when he was down orchestrated a THRILLING come back drive.... Matty Ice is hot and is going to ride the streak into San Fran.. this game honestly is a toss up and if I was a betting man would say PLEASE STAY AWAY lol..... but I will take the 49ers by a Field Goal...


Welcome to part two of my NHL preview. Today I will be posting my predictions of who I think will make the playoffs after the shortened season. So here go…


Eastern Conference
  1. Pittsburgh Penguins Atlantic Division Champions
  2. Washington Capitals Southeast Division Champions
  3. Boston Bruins Northeast Division Champions
  4. New Jersey Devils
  5. Ottawa Senators
  6. Tampa Bay Lightning
  7. New York Rangers
  8. Winnipeg Jets
Western Conference
  1. Vancouver Canucks Northwest Division Champions
  2. Chicago Blackhawks Central Division Champions
  3. Phoenix Coyotes Pacific Division Champions
  4. Nashville Predators
  5. Los Angeles Kings
  6. Minnesota Wild
  7. Detroit Red Wings
  8. Edmonton Oilers
Results
  • Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez defeated Matt Morgan and Joey Ryan to retain the TNA World Tag Team Championship when Guerrero pinned Ryan
  • Mr. Anderson pinned Samoa Joe
  • Christian York pinned Kenny King to become the #1 Contender for the TNA X Division Championship
  • Rob Van Dam pinned Christian York to retain the TNA X Division Championship
  • Devon pinned Joseph Park
  • Velvet Sky won the Gauntlet match to become the #1 Contender for the TNA Knockouts Championship
    • Gail Kim pinned Miss Tessmacher
    • Gail Kim pinned ODB
    • Gail Kim pinned Mickie James
    • Velvet Sky pinned Gail Kim
  • Christopher Daniels pinned James Storm to become the #1 Contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship
  • Sting pinned D.O.C.
  • Jeff Hardy retained the TNA World Heavyweight Championship
    • Jeff Hardy pinned Bobby Roode
    • Jeff Hardy pinned Austin Aries
Thoughts

This was not the start to the new PPV format that I was expecting. Not much truly happened. No titles changed hands and Ace & Eights still look really weak. I’m happy to see Daniels win the #1 Contendership though; he deserves to get a real title shot. Also I’m happy to see them advance Kenny King’s character, I hope he’s the next X Division Champion.


Saturday night the Eastern Conference Champions will begin their season visiting the New York Islanders.Their home opener is against the Philadelphia Flyers on Tuesday night. That game will be on the NBC Sports Network.
1/11/13-Milwaukee at Peoria 

All streaks have to come to an end and that’s what happened here. The Rivermen came out and dominated the game from the start. Peoria had five different goal scored including a game winning penalty shot goal by Sergey Andronov. Austin Waston and ScottValentine scored for the Ads.

1/12/13-Rockford at Milwaukee 

After a goal duel between the Admirals’ Magnus Hellberg (32 saves) and the Icehogs’ Carter Hutton (24 saves), Joonas Jarvien finally broke the scoreless tie to give Milwaukee a 1-0 lead with 5:48 left in the game. 2:20 later, Jeremy Morin tied up the game for Rockford. The game went to overtime but quickly ended when Brandon Saad scored for the Hogs less than a minute into the extra session.

1/13/13-Peoria at Milwaukee

In a very oddly paced game, theAds dropped third game in a row, fourth in five, and second straight game to Peoira, 3-2 in a shootout. SergeyAndronov won the game for the Rivermen. Ben Ryan opened the scoring in the first for the Ads on a goal that had to be reviewed and after Peoria took a 2-1 lead in the third, Taylor Beck tied it up for Milwaukee.


This week the Ads head to Abbotsford to play back to back game on Saturday and Sunday night against the Heat before returning home Wednesday night to play the Houston Aeros.

Dating back to the beginning of professional sports, there has always been a rivalry between teams. Whether it’s the Dodgers and Giants, the Yankees and Red Sox, or the Cowboys and Redskins, everyone is going to have these games circled on their calendars the instant the schedule is released. In late fall when the Major Indoor Soccer League schedule is released, you can guarantee, that the first thing most fans look for is when Baltimore faces Milwaukee. So needless to say, this past Saturday was circled on everyone’s calendar. Having lost 3 straight games in the Midwest already this season, two games to the Soul, with the most recent loss coming the previous night, and one loss in Milwaukee earlier in the year, the Blast were coming in to the U.S. Cellular Arena hoping to correct the ship as a loss would push them back into second place behind the Wave. Whenever these two teams play, there is a championship-esque feeling in the atmosphere. It’s only fitting considering these two teams have met in the last two championships with Milwaukee coming out on top both seasons. Baltimore started the scoring midway through the first quarter with an unassisted goal from Tony Donatelli to take a 2-0 lead. Less than two minutes later, a goal from Machel Millwood forced a 4-0 lead over the Wave. Goals by Milwaukee’s Fabinho and Ian Bennett tied the game at 4-4 going in to the break. Ian Bennett then broke the deadlock in the third quarter when he finished off his second goal of the afternoon. This was short lived as Baltimore’s Lucas Roque was able to finish off his only goal of the evening. Target forward Tenzin Rampa who has been on a scoring streak as of late, finished off his 4th goal in 6 games to take the lead for what the Wave thought would be the game winner. With just over 2 minutes remaining in the game Baltimore’s Tony Donatelli found the net once again to tie the game at 8. Shortly after the goal was scored, the cards began to fly, with a few thrown elbows and extracurricular activity. A yellow card issued to Mike Lookingland proved to be disastrous to the Blast just minutes before the end of regulation. Losing their captain and most talented defender was not something that Baltimore needed in the most intense quarter of the game. Another yellow card and blue card issued to Adriano Dos Santos, gave the Wave a penalty late which would carry over to the overtime session if the team were not to score. Due to the yellow card, Lucio Gonzaga was forced to serve the 2-minute minor. With just 38 seconds into overtime, defender Josh Rife, found the ball on the back post and walked in the game winning goal with just 2 seconds remaining in the power-play to lead the Wave to a 10-8 victory, and sole position of first place in the MISL.

Next game is Friday in Chicago at 7:30 before returning home to face the very same Chicago Soul at the US. Cellular Arena on Saturday




Congrats to the newest Diva champion, Kaitlyn. I might have been surprised if the wrestling nerds on the Interwebs (and in my house) would have shut their yaps about Eve leaving the WWE. With the Internet in play, surprises in wrestling come about as often as a pair of non-silicone boobs - and I'm not talking about Sandow and Rhodes. You're welcome.

You hear that marks? Stop ruining everything! There are few things in life that we have no control over knowing: the flavors in a variety box of chocolates, how Miley is a skank over T-Swift, why Dolph Ziggler is not constantly in a hairdresser's chair maintaining his extraordinarily manly platinum locks...let us have something! Anyway...

I have to admit that I have a wee bit of a girl crush on Kaitlyn. Any girl that can do the robot as well as I can deserves a spot on my "If I Were Into Girls" list. You can't deny that she's come a long way from her days of insulting Vickie on a weekly basis via drawings and costumes. And any person that can rebound from a "---busters" gimmick (Trent Barreta and Caylen Croft who? And yes, I had to Google that.) should be rewarded with a push. So again, a hearty congratulations to our favorite Pepe Le Pew lookalike for winning the most prestigious award for a female sports entertainer...a pink and purple sparkly butterfly. Way to stick with stereotypes, Vince.

To go with the biker/punk/goth/lover of black thing she's got going on, I'd pair Kaitlyn with this black holographic pendant. It's a little badass and a little girly, just like her.

Random Thought: Whatever happened to Celebrity Deathmatch? I read in an interview that Kaitlyn hates The Big Bang Theory, one of my personal faves. Just picture a Kaitlyn/Kaley Cuoco cat fight - you're welcome for the visual, boys. But really, I think Penny could take her or at least knock her out with a Vickie-esque version of Soft Kitty. OR we could pair them up and have a tag team match between AJ and someone almost as crazy as her...Amy Farrah Fowler. Are you reading this MTV? I'm giving you GOLD! Which is what the Divas belt should be. *sigh*

Until next week, stay Puzzled and Polished!

  • Mick Foley was announced as the first inductee of the WWE Hall of Fame this year. It’s fitting especially since the ceremony is at Madison Square Garden.
  • Tyson Kidd will be out at least six month after suffering ligament damage in his right knee. This is a shame. So much for pushing Kidd/Gabriel in 2013.
  • The past Friday, Zach Ryder posted the final edition of Z True Long Island Story. It was a really good final show and fitting farewell to an awesome concept that saved Ryder’s career.
  • WWE released Trent Barreta and then quickly added to a Pro Wrestling Syndicate show over Wrestlemania weekend.
  • This past Monday was Eve Torres’ final night is the WWE. She didn’t resign her contract so on her final night she ended up dropping the Divas Championship to Kaitlyn and then “quit” the WWE on screen.
  • It has been announced that the hosts of the ACMs on April 1st will be Blake Shelton and Luke Bryan. Mandy is totally excited about this.
  • Brian Burke was relieved of his duties of president and general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs. It was definitely a surprise to all those who follow hockey. His replacement was announced to be David Nonis.
  • Jurassic Park 4 was announced to be released on 6/13/14. Why? Was there really an outcry for another Jurassic Park movie?
  • The Academy Award nominations were announced last week. Lincoln led the way with twelve nomination and Life of Pi with 11. Surprisingly Ben Affleck didn’t get nominated for Argo.
  • Major League Baseball announced last week that no players will be inducted into the hall of fame this year.
  • The Golden Globes was unpredictable again this year. Argo, Les Miserables, Lincoln, Diango Unchained and Girls were the big winner of the event.
  • Fox and Ryan Murphy announced that Glee has been renewed for season five in 2013-14. That’s just very exciting news!
  • Lance Armstrong opened up to Oprah Winfrey on doping up on performance-enhancing drugs. It’s about time he finally came clean, this should finally be the end of this story.
  • Carolina traded G Brian Boucher and D Mark Alt to Philadelphia for Clake Pither. (1/13/13)
  • Los Angeles traded F Kevin Westgarth to Carolina for F Anthony Stewart and a 2013 4th Round Pick. (1/13/13)
  • New York Rangers re-signed D Michael Del Zatto to a two year deal at $2.54 million a year. (1/13/13)
  • Montreal Canadiens has told C Scott Gomez to not report to camp and they will pay out his contract this year. (1/13/13)
  • Vancouver Canucks signed D Cam Barker to a one year $700,000 contact. (1/13/13)
  • Dallas Stars traded D Mark Fistric to Edmonton Oilers for a 2013 third-round draft pick. (1/14/13)

Alright that’s that everyone.Thank you for reading.

Next week should be another jam packed issue. There will be coverage of the NFL Championship weekend, a preview of the WWE Royal Rumble, a review from the Ring of Honor house show at Turner Hall, the start of the NHL season and much more.

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